A E B C#m I have this thing where I get older but just never wiserA E B | C#m Midnights become my afternoonsA E B C#m When my depression works the graveyard shift All of the people A E B | C#m I've ghosted stand there in the room
A E B C#mI should not be left to my own devices They come with prices and A E B C#mvices I end up in crises (Tale as old as time)A E B C#m I wake up screaming from dreaming One day I'll watch as you're leavingA E B C#m Cause you got tired of my scheming(For the last time)
AIt's me E B C#mHi! I'm the problem, it's me A | E B C#mAt teatime Everybody agrees A E B C#m I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror A E B C#m It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
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A E B C#m Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy babyA E B | C#m And I'm a monster on the hillA E B C#m Too big to hang out Slowly lurching toward your favorite cityA E B | C#m Pierced through the heart but never killed
A E B C#m A Did you hear my covert narcissism I might disguise as altruismE B C#mLike some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)A E B C#m A I wake up screaming from dreaming One day I'll watch as you're leaving E B C#mAnd life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)
A EIt's me Hi! B C#mI'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me) A | E B C#mAt teatime Everybody agreesA E B C#m I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirrorA E B C#m It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
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A E B C#m I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the moneyA E B | C#m She thinks I left them in the willA E B C#m The family gathers 'round and reads it And then someone screams outA E B | C#m "She's laughing up at us from hell!"
A EIt's me Hi!B C#mI'm the problem, it's me A EIt's me Hi!B C#mI'm the problem, it's me A EIt's me Hi!B | C#m A E | B | C#m Everybody agrees , Everybody agrees
A EIt's me Hi! (Hi!) B C#mI'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me) A | E B C#mAt teatime Everybody agrees (everybody agrees)A E B C#m I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirrorA E B C#mIt must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
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