| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 | I try to give a party but the guy upstairs complains| Bdim7 Cm7 | Dm7 G7 |I guess I'll go through life just catchin' colds and missin' trains | Cm7 F7 | Dm7 G7 |Everything happens to me
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 |I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 |And when I play an ace, my partner always trumps| Bdim7 Cm7 | Dm7 G7 |I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |Everything happens to me
| Fm7 Bb7#9 | Ebmaj7 Cm7 |At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me | Fm7 Bb7b9 | Ebmaj7 |That love would turn the trick to end despair | Em7 A7#9 | Dmaj7 |But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me | Gm7 C7 | Cm7 F7 |So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 |I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an Air Mail Special, too | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 |You answer was "Goodbye", there was even postage due| Cm7 Ebm6 | Dm7 G7 |I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |Everything happens to me
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 || Cm7 Ebm6 | Dm7 G7 | Cm7 F7 | Dm7 G7 |
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 || Cm7 Ebm6 | Dm7 G7 | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |
| Fm7 Bb7#9 | Ebmaj7 Cm7 | Fm7 Bb7b9 | Ebmaj7 || Em7 A7#9 | Dmaj7 | Gm7 C7 | Cm7 F7 |
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 || Cm7 Ebm6 | Dm7 G7 | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 | I try to give a party but the guy upstairs complains| Bdim7 Cm7 | Dm7 G7 |I guess I'll go through life just catchin' colds and missin' trains | Cm7 F7 | Dm7 G7 |Everything happens to me
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 |I never miss a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 |And when I play an ace, my partner always trumps| Bdim7 Cm7 | Dm7 G7 |I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |Everything happens to me
| Fm7 Bb7#9 | Ebmaj7 Cm7 |At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me | Fm7 Bb7b9 | Ebmaj7 |That love would turn the trick to end despair | Em7 A7#9 | Dmaj7 |But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me | Gm7 C7 | Cm7 F7 |So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
| Cm7 F7 | Dm7 Dbdim7 |I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an Air Mail Special, too | Cm7 F7 | Dm7b5 G7 |You answer was "Goodbye", there was even postage due| Cm7 Ebm6 | Dm7 G7 |I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you | Cm7 F7 | Bb6 |Everything happens to me
