B F# EToday I don't feel like doing anythingB F# EI just wanna lay in my bed B F#Don't feel like picking up my phone ESo leave a message at the tone B D#7 ECause today I swear I'm not doing anything
B F#Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fanETurn the TV on, throw my hand in my pantsB F# ENobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah B F#I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggieEClick to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie B F# ECause in my castle I'm the freakin' man
C#m7 D#m7Oh Oh, yes I said it I said it E F#I said it cause I can
B F# EToday I don't feel like doing anythingB F# EI just wanna lay in my bed B F#Don't feel like picking up my phone ESo leave a message at the tone B D#7 ECause today I swear I'm not doing anything B F#(Nothing at all) Ooh hoo ooh hooEHoo ooh ooh (Nothing at all)B F#Ooh hoo ooh hooEHoo ooh ooh
B F#Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X EMeet a really nice girl, have some really nice sexB F# EAnd she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my God, this is great) B F#I might mess around and get my college degree EI bet my old man will be so proud of meB F# EI'm sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
C#m7 D#m7Oh Oh, yes I said it I said it E F#I said it cause I can
B F# EToday I don't feel like doing anythingB F# EI just wanna lay in my bed B F#Don't feel like picking up my phone ESo leave a message at the tone B D#7 ECause today I swear I'm not doing anything
C#m7 D#m7/F#No, I ain't gonna comb my hair G#m7Cause I ain't going anywhereC#m7 D#m7/F# G#m7No no no no no no no no nooo C#m7 D#m7/F#I'll just strut in my birthday suit G#m7And let everything hang looseC#m7 D#m7/F# G#m7Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh
B F# EToday I don't feel like doing anythingB F# EI just wanna lay in my bed B F#Don't feel like picking up my phone ESo leave a message at the tone B D#7 ECause today I swear I'm not doing anything B F#(Nothing at all) Ooh hoo ooh hooEHoo ooh ooh (Nothing at all)B F#Ooh hoo ooh hooEHoo ooh ooh…
